It's that time again, or rather I have time on hands, so here we go, here are my awards for this year's good and bad behaviour and some of things that stood out (and no that isn't a euphemism for Tom Colley, or maybe it is ;0):
The bite the hand that feeds you award:
Royal Court. Jez Butterworth's new play. No advance tickets for paying members. (Royal Court's collection of StOlivier's for pissing off those that fork out for membership is growing)
Highly commended: Donmar's £10 front row seats not on sale to members in advance.
The 'Oh hello' moment of the year award:
No contest on this one, the aforementioned Tom Colley wandering around the stage naked with the body of a Greek god in Judas Kiss. Rupert Everett you lucky, lucky man having to stare at that every night. Lucky man. *Sighs*.
Health and safety nightmare award:
It is challenging enough appearing on stage, there are the lines to remember, the performance, the marks to hit, the props etc without set designers giving you trip hazards all over the place.
Runner up for this goes to designer Dale Ferguson for putting crumpled velvet all over the
Hampstead Theatre stage in Judas Kiss. Cue: actors obviously stepping very
carefully so as not to stumble or trip (and they did on occasion).
But the winner is Lucy Osborn who put sand on the stage for Berenice at the Donmar. Walking on sand in sandals with purpose and dignity? Even in bare feet Ann Marie Duff stumbled. And then there was the scene in which Stephen Campbell Moore had to deliver an impassioned speech, kneeling before Duff while all the time one knee was slowly sliding down a hollow in the sand. Thank goodness he finished the speech before he did himself a groin injury.