If you like your pantomimes camp, smutty and full of gay innuendo then hurry along to the Landor Theatre in Clapham for the strictly adults only Get Aladdin.
Grab a drink in the pub downstairs to wet your 'boo' and 'hiss', pick up your glow stick and bubble blowing kit and settle down for a good old giggle and guffaw.
It's loosely based on traditional Aladdin story - you have all the familiar characters but reborn in a modern setting but, lets face it, you aren't really there for the story.
With a witty and crackling script and some great ad libbing (don't sit on the front row if you are the shy retiring type) this is great, silly fun and the antidote to anything you'll find in London with a c-list celeb in it.
Get Aladdin runs at the Landor until January 13.