David (Matthew Leigh) is cooking dinner for his ex-girlfriend whom he hopes will come but he can't get rid of his layabout, unemployed flat mate Tim (Jordan Kouame). However, this is the least of David's worries as the two are about to be targeted by a couple of burglars who are the master of disguise. Or not as the case may be.
This Is Not A Christmas Play is described as an answer to a commercial Christmas and is apparently set during the festive season although you have to concentrate to notice the references - David is cooking turkey (for two?) and Die Hard is on the telly.